Letspostit 24 07 25 Shrooms Q: Mobile Car Wash X

The "X" was for experimental. The "Shrooms Q" wasn't a typo—it was his secret sauce. Leo wasn’t washing cars with soap. He was washing them with a bio-enzymatic solution infused with powdered, non-psychedelic Hericium erinaceus mycelium. The lion’s mane fungus, he’d read, had a weird affinity for petroleum residue. It could eat grease, lift tar, and leave a microscopic protective lattice on paintwork. The "Q" stood for "Quick-spore."