Date Everything -

The box of miscellaneous cords remains in my basement. I have since dated it: “Archived 2024-11-30. Unknown purpose for gray cable. Keep until 2030.” The mystery is not solved, but it is contained. I have given my future self—or someone else’s—permission to throw it away with confidence. That is what dating does: it liberates us from the burden of uncertainty. It says, I was here, this was then, and you are not alone in trying to understand.

I recently adopted a radical new operating system for my life. I call it: date everything

What is one thing you are holding onto right now that desperately needs an expiration date? The box of miscellaneous cords remains in my basement

: If you choose to skip a flagged character, the game doesn't penalize you. Instead, you can simply select which relationship ending you want (Love, Friendship, or Hate) and receive all associated collectables and stat points immediately. Keep until 2030

Why I’m Dating Everything (And You Should Too)

: Each character is tied to one of five personality traits: Smarts, Poise, Empathy, Charm, or Sass . Earning "SPECS points" through relationship endings is required to unlock new dialogue and eventually "Realize" objects into humans.

You have five "charges" per day to interact with characters before needing to sleep and reset. Key Character Highlights