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Today’s lingerie salesman—if he still exists outside luxury department stores—faces a fundamentally different terror. The digital and direct-to-consumer (DTC) revolution has rewritten the rules. The new nightmare has four dimensions: the lingerie salesmans worst nightmare new

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You see, a 38DDD is the unicorn of the lingerie world. It exists in theory. It exists in the manufacturer’s catalog. But in the actual stockroom? It has the same physical properties as dark matter.