But not everyone loved what the troupe did. An old archivist, custodian of the city’s film reels, accused them of desecration. “It’s supposed to be preserved,” she said, bitter as someone holding a relic. “Not reinvented.” She had worked her life to keep the original unaltered, a purist who believed fidelity was virtue.

These lines are not in the original script. They are inventions of the English localization team, and they are hilarious.