Nessie Headscissor — Ko Work

Imagine two muscular eel-necks, years of underwater resentment, and the element of surprise. One squeeze and you’re seeing the bottom of the loch. No ref. No tapouts. Just bubbles.

Since no real plesiosaur has ever applied a headscissor in a sanctioned MMA match, we have to reverse-engineer the physics based on Nessie’s legendary anatomy. Here’s how the would theoretically function: nessie headscissor ko work

Let’s break down the anatomy, the physics, and the kayfabe. Imagine two muscular eel-necks

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