A) Tightie whities (classic). B) Boxers (loose and free). C) Boxer briefs (the safe middle ground). D) Bikini / thong (risky). E) Nothing (commando — you animal).

Hooked onto a door or wall; the ultimate fate for someone who constantly tries to "high-five" their way out of trouble. Feature Enhancements To make the quiz more engaging, you can include: What Type Of Wedgie Do You Deserve? Personality Quiz

It was 11:47 PM. His roommate, Marco, was snoring in the bunk above him, still wearing the remnants of his superhero pajamas from their ill-advised “comic book movie marathon.” Leo had lost a bet on whether Batman could beat The Hulk in an arm-wrestling match. The loser’s penalty was, of course, a wedgie. But Marco, being a man of “honor and atomic wedgies,” had fallen asleep before delivering the punishment.

Wow. Who hurt you? Or rather, who didn't you hurt? You do not deserve a normal wedgie. You deserve to be lifted by your tighty whities and hung from a basketball hoop until the elastic snaps and you fall into a dumpster. You are the person who spoils movie endings. You kick puppies in video games. Full Diagnosis: Therapy. Then the wedgie.